- 帅哥 - 什么? - Dude. - What?
选一首吧 Make a decision!
这个播放列表没意思 This playlist makes no sense.
- 你能不能选... - 我知道 不用了 - Can you just settle on... - I got it, I'm good.
我只是 呃... Lemme just, uh...
你是怎么找到这地方的? How'd you even find this place?
有人正在谈起它 Some people were talkin' about it.
听起来很酷 It just sounded cool.
- 什么人? - 就是些普通人 - What people? - They were just people.
你看到了照片 你说它看起来很漂亮 And you saw the pictures and you said it looked nice.
是的 我只是希望我们有多点时间 Yeah, I just wish we had a little more time
- 做准备 - 听着 我想 - to prepare. - Look, I thought
你会喜欢的 that you would like it.
那是个偏僻的地方 It's the middle of nowhere,
光线穿过树林 the light coming through the trees.
你叫它什么? What do you call it?
什么 斑驳? What, dappled?
斑驳 对啊 Dappled! Yeah.
我确实经常说那个词 不是吗? I do say that word a lot, don't I?
你都是为了那种斑驳的生活 You're all about that dappled life.
我是说 来吧 看看这些该死的树 I mean, come on, look at these fuckin' trees!
啊 Ah!
啊 Ahh!
你能闻到树皮什么的吗? You can smell, like, the bark or whatever?
天哪 风 God, the air!
这是... 噢 停下 Is it... oh, fuck, stop!
- 等等 为什么? - 停车 - Wait, why? - Just stop the car!
天哪 Jesus.
发生了什么? What's wrong?
我的帽子 我得去捡 It's my bugout hat, I gotta get it.
你认真的吗? Are you serious?
凯丝 那是限量版 Kath, it's limited edition,
只生产了一千顶 they only made, like, a thousand of 'em.
好 快点 Fine, just hurry.
好的 Okay.
啊 Ah!
很走运 It's lucky.
被挂住了 像个树枝样的东西 Got hooked on, like, a branch-type thing.
我很高兴 I am so glad.
天色还没那么暗 It's not even that dark yet.
噢 会暗的 Oh, it will be.
夜 幕 降 临
你的目的地在你的左边 Your destination is on your left.
是啊 姑娘 Yeah, it is, girl.
- 感谢上帝 - 喔噢 - Thank God. - Whoo-hoo!
我发誓 如果那婊子叫我转去 I swear, if that bitch told me to turn
再来一次... one more time...
你会紧紧抓住方向盘 You were clenching the wheel so hard.
是的 好吧 下次你开车 Yeah, well, next time, you drive.
老狗学不了新花样 Can't teach an old dog new tricks.
你是否试过呢? Have you ever even tried?
那太无聊 It's too boring.
这里的VIP座位更好 It's better over here in the VIP seat.
我想就是这里了 Oh, I think this is it.
噢 Ooh!
那是什么? Hey, what is that?
什么? What?
为什么这里还有一辆车? Why is there another car here?
我想这只是... I'm sure it's just...
搞什么? What the fuck?
嗯 Huh.
- 那是谁? - 我不知道 - Who is that? - I dunno.
好的 等等 你是不是完全 Okay, wait, are you absolutely,
绝对肯定就是这... positively sure that this is...
就是这地方 This is the place,
它和照片一样 it's the same as the pictures.
是的 但是为什么门口会有人? Yeah, but then why is there a guy in the doorway?
我肯定这没什么 好吗? I... I'm sure it's nothing, okay?
听着 Look.
在这等着 我只是... Wait here, I'll just...
我去弄清楚 I'll go straighten it out.
我们租了这个地方 所以 We rented this place, and so,
- 我只是想知道... - 你什么? - I'm just wondering... - You what?
我们订了周末的小屋 We booked the cabin for the weekend.
没有 No.
是啊 Yeah.
只是个小度假 知道吗? Just a little getaway, you know?
对 我们在这里 所以 Yeah, well, we're here, so.
我是说 我们... I mean, we...
我们从城里一路赶来 we came all the way up here from the city,
已经在路上好几个小时了 we've been on the road for hours.
麦克斯 给他们看预约 Max, show them the reservation.
不需要 麦克斯 No need, Max.
我不必出示任何东西 I shouldn't have to show anything.
这是我们的房子 我付了钱 This is our place, I paid for it.
麦克斯 Max!
这地方是我们的 The place is ours.
我们预定了 We booked it.
我们所有东西都在里面 All our stuff is inside.
想要一些吗? Want one for the road?
这是... This is...
你要干啥? What are you doing?
- 订购外卖 - 什么? - Ordering takeout. - What?
我给房东打电话 号码是多少? I'm calling the owner, what's the number?
你们可能会有些麻烦 You might have some trouble with that.
这里的接待很混乱 Reception's pretty spotty up here.
嘿 拜托 Hey, come on.
我们合租 好吗? Work with us, okay?
和你们合租? Work with you?
- 麦克斯 走了吧 - 不 不 - Max, let's just go. - No. No.
天已经黑了 It's already dark,
大约一百英里内都没有旅馆 there aren't any hotels for, like, a hundred miles.
我们今晚能留在这里吗? Can we just stay here tonight?
你们从哪冒出来的 伙计 You just rolled up outta nowhere, guy.
听着 她累坏了 Look, she's exhausted,
她已经开好几个小时的车了 she's been driving for hours.
- 那你为啥不开车? - 我没法开车 - Why don't you drive, then? - I don't drive.
- 什么意思? - 我没有驾照 - What do you mean? - I don't have a license.
她讨厌晚上开车 And she hates driving at night,
她的眼睛... 呃... her eyes... um...
- 天哪 - 怎么了? - Oh my God. - What?
我去车里 I'll be in the car.
嘿 Hey!
- 你们可以留下 - 什么? - You can stay. - What?
只是一晚 It's only one night.
真的吗? Seriously?
真是... 太好了 That's... that's great.
你听到了吗? Did you hear?
- 他们说我们... - 嗯 我听到了 - They said we... - Yeah, I heard.
好吗? Well?
你为什么不去和他们待一起 Well, why don't you stay with them
而我就去车后座上挺尸? and I'll just drape my withered old corpse across the back seat?
我的天 你怎么... My God, what are you...
说我不喜欢在晚上开车是什么鬼话? What was that shit about me not liking to drive at night?
你讨厌它 You hate it!
十分钟前 你才说过... Ten minutes ago, you just said...
我知道我说过什么 I know what I said.
啊 你说得对 Ugh, you're right.
抱歉 我们该回去了 I'm sorry, we should just head back.
有一晚的冒险足够了 Had enough adventure for one night.
留在这里 已经超出了你的舒适区... Stayin' here, it's way out of your comfort zone...
我是说 我们的舒适区 I mean, our comfort zone.
如果我们现在回去 我们也许可以... If we start back now, we can probably...
- 不 麦克斯 - 什么? - No, Max. - What?
我们留下 Let's stay.
- 但我以为你... - 当我玩够了冒险 - But I thought that you... - I will let you know
我会让你知道的 when I've had enough adventure.
好 好吧 Well, all right.
嘿 如果可以的话 我们真的想留下 Hey, um, so we'd really like to stay, if that's cool.
哼 Hmph.
你倒是个不错的人选 You're quite the catch.
这就是我 That's me.
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 All right!
噢 伙计 Oh, dude!
这就像是你的大脑内部 This is like the inside of your brain.
一切都是老式的 由死人建造的 Everything all old school, built by dead people.
每扇窗外都是森林 Forest out of every window.
可以永远留在这里 对吗? Could stay here forever, right?
该死 看那个 Damn, look at that.
我知道 I know.
看看这个 Check it out.
那么... 什么地方最适合我们睡觉 So... where's... what's the best place for us to sleep,
你们觉得呢? do you think?
噢 好吧 我们在里面 Oh, well, we're in there,
我想那是主人的房间 所以... and I guess that's the owner's room, so...
其他任何地方 anywhere else.
该死 Damn.
我们也许该去把车上的行李拿过来 We should probably get our bags from the car.
对 Right.
等等 Wait.
噢... 嘿 Ohh... hey.
哇 Wow.
噢 是的 这张唱片有最变态的碎拍 Oh yes, this record has the sickest breakbeat.
大概有两分钟长 It's, like, two minutes long.
杰米罗奎 Jamiroquai.
对的 让我把这些看完 Yeah, just lemme finish looking through these.
需要帮忙吗? Need any help?
呃... 当然 Oh, uh... sure.
那么... 你们俩在一起多久了? So, um... how long have you two been together?
我们没在一起 We're not together.
噢 Oh.
不是那些资本主义 消费主义和性别顺应的狗屁方式 Not in that capitalist, consumerist, cis-normative bullshit way.
没错 Right.
但是如果你想问 But if you were gonna ask
我们专心做爱的时间有多久了 how long have we been mostly exclusively fucking,
我会说... 一年吧? I'd say... about a year?
噢 Oh.
那你们呢? What about you?
噢 嗯 我们已经很久没... Oh, um, how long have we been...
是指一起 Together.
噢 同样 大约一年 Oh... same, about a year.
是你们结婚的时间还是认识的时间? Was that when you got married or when you, like, met?
你觉得我们结婚了? You think we're married?
噢 我只是假设 Oh. I just assumed.
噢 你为什么这么认为? Oh. What makes you think that?
我只是 呃... 像你这样的人 I... just... um... people like... you,
他们要么... they're either...
通常是已婚 要么单身 usually married or alone.
就像我 Like me.
我是说这很酷 I'm saying that's cool.
- 你不是那种 - 噢 不是 - That you're not. - Oh, yeah.
我试过一次 婚姻 I tried that once, marriage.
只是不合我的个性 Just not my style.
我和麦克斯只是在享受这个过程 Me and Max are just sort of seeing how things go.
嗯 Hm.
好吧 Okay.
现在有个聚会 Now it's a party.
噢 天哪 Oh my God.
什么? What?
枕边细语 Pillow Talkers.
那是什么? What is that?
“枕边细语是为那些 "Pillow Talkers is a game for lovers
失去伴侣刺激的情侣们准备的 who have lost the thrill of their mate.
跟随棋盘上的旅程 The journey around the board
将使同伴在情感和身体上 will bring partners closer together
更紧密地联系在一起” both emotionally and physically."
- 哇 - 你能相信 - Wow. - Can you believe
这就是老家伙们变得闭塞的原因吗? this is what it took for boomers to get hard?
我们来玩吧 Let's play.
什么? What?
我们还能做什么? What else are we gonna do?
我不知道 伙计 这看起来有点... I don't know, man, this looks a little...
我加入 I'm in.
真的? Seriously?
是的 除非这对你来说太冒险了 Yeah, unless it's too much adventure for you.
“靠近你的同伴 深呼吸 "Lean close to your partner and inhale deeply.
描述你经历的每件事” Describe everything you experience."
呃 头发 Um, hair.
噢 来吧 卡片上写着描述 Oh, come on, the card says describe.
对 艾尔 给我一些这类诗 Yeah, Al, gimme some of that poetry.
头发和头部 呃... Hair and head, and, um...
鲜花和泥土 flowers and shit.
啊 蜜糖燕麦 Aww, Honeybunches.
我感觉到了 I felt that.
就在这里 Right here.
完成 下一位 Done. Next.
- 动手 姑娘 - 该我了吗? 好吧 - Do it, girl, do it, do it. - It's me, right? Okay.
掷骰子吧 Roll them bones.
好了 Okay.
- 故事 - 噢 该死 - Story. - Oh, shit.
“描述...” "Describe..."
“描述你与现任伴侣 "Describe your first encounter
的第一次相遇” with your current partner."
- 嗯 - 这一切都始于 - Hmm! - It all started
酸奶货架通道 in the yogurt aisle.
事实上 我是他的老师 Actually, I was his teacher.
- 我知道 - 太辣了 - I know. - That's hot!
嗯 这是一门继续教育课 所以 Well, it was a continuing ed class, so
完全光明正大 totally aboveboard.
是的 但是有一天 Yeah, yeah, but then one day,
你让他留到很晚 然后... you made him stay late for detention, and then...
- 实际上... - 我们在种西红柿 - Actually... - We grew tomatoes.
麦克斯有点失望 Max was a little disappointed.
那是个为期六周的水培课程 It was a hydroponics class, six weeks.
第一节课 我们种植番茄 First session, we plant our little tomato guy,
我在想 “好的 好的 很好 and I'm thinking, "Yeah, yeah, okay, fine,
但我们何时才得到真正的东西” 知道吗? but when do we get the real stuff," you know?
事实证明 答案是永远不会 Well, it turns out the answer was never.
我完全以为他会退出 I completely thought he was gonna bail.
真想不到 And lo and behold,
他每周二都会在前排出现 there he was every Tuesday in the front row.
噢 坚持不懈啊? Aw, persistent, huh?
我有持久的动力 I'm all about that stayin' power.
噢 Ooh.
那接下来发生了什么? So what happened next?
什么意思? Whaddya mean?
你们怎么认识的? How'd you hook up?
麦克斯在前排 课快结束了... Max is in the front row, class is almost over...
噢 好的 Oh, okay.
好吧 呃 在最后一节课后 Well, um, after the last session,
嗯 他约我出去喝咖啡 um, he asked me out for coffee,
而我同意了 and I didn't see why not,
就是这样 and that's it.
好吧 Okay.
我想 从技术上讲 这是一次相遇 That's technically an encounter, I guess.
对不起 好吧 Excuse me, all right.
轮到你了 Your turn.
“抽一个挑战” "Draw a challenge."
该死 Shit.
“肘部是一个被忽略的情欲区 "The elbow is an overlooked erogenous zone.
在你右边 Prove it
选手身上证明这点” on the player to your right."
我是说 规则就是规则 所以... I mean, the rules are the rules, so...
噢 Oh!
该死 Damn.
噢 所以 呃... Oh. So, uh...
外面究竟有什么? what's out there, anyway?
据说 你可以步行到海边 Supposedly, you can walk to the ocean.
不 说真的? No, seriously?
我们必须在明天早上动身 We gotta do that tomorrow morning.
噢 我想我们首先 Oh, I think we should probably
应该停止打扰他们 你不觉得吗? get out of their hair first thing, don't you think?
那第二件事是什么? Well, how 'bout second thing?
麦克斯 Max.
对你来说太冒险了? Too much adventure for ya?
我只是... 太累了 I just... I'm exhausted.
- 我们也许该... - 现在大概10点半 - We should probably... - It's, like, 10:30.
好吧 我太累了 Well, I'm super tired.
呃 我先进去了 Um, I'm gonna turn in.
你可以选择卧室 You can take the bedroom.
- 什么? - 是啊 - What? - Yeah.
我们睡地板挺好 We're fine on the floor.
真的 Seriously.
我们甚至没有床垫 We don't even own a mattress,
他们太... they're so...
好的 谢谢 谢谢 Okay, thank you, thanks.
- 晚安 - 嗯 - Good night. - Yeah.
轮到你了 Your turn.
嗯 我想是的 Well, I guess it is.
来吧 Come on!
爸爸需要一艘摩托艇 Papa needs a jet ski!
七 Seven!
麦克斯? Max?
麦克斯 Max!
艾尔 Al.
发生什么事了? What's going on?
他们走了 They're gone.
什么意思? What do you mean?
- 在哪... - 他们只是... - Where... - They're just...
嘿 艾尔 Hey, Al!
听我说 麦克斯在哪? Listen to me. Where is Max?
我们在散步 We were walking,
中途我停下来小便 and I had to stop to take a piss,
当我找到他们时... and when I found them...
怎么了? What?
他们在勾勾搭搭 They were hooking up.
他们怎么了? They what?
你那该死的男人好像 Your fucking dude was, like,
在摸我女朋友 好吗? groping my girlfriend, okay?
我跑过去试图救她 And I-I ran up to try to save her,
她只是朝我笑了笑 and she just laughed at me.
然后他们就跑了 And then they ran off.
- 但... 为什么... - 为什么? - But... why... - Why?
我是说 葛丽塔... I mean, Greta...
你真的想让我回答这问题吗? do you really want me to answer that?
我... I...
“我是个吃活章鱼的 "Am I a terrible person
可怕的人吗?” for eating a live octopus?"
它作为菜的味道很好 但现在... It sounded so good on the menu, but now...
很显然 它们比海豚聪明 apparently, they're smarter than dolphins.
好吧 Okay.
轮到你了 Your turn.
任何问题 只要写下来 Any question, just write it down.
我要做一个小小的祷告 I'm gonna say a little prayer thing,
然后我们把它烧掉 and then we're gonna set it on fire,
然后... and then...
怎么? What?
我们将等待答复 We will wait for an answer.
不用了 I'm good.
别这样 你一点也不好奇吗? Come on, you're not even the least bit curious?
关于什么? About what?
我懂了 我懂 I know, I know.
你不想给他打电话 You don't wanna call him.
但这个女人到底是谁 But who is this woman, anyway,
- 这人就是麦克斯... - 我不知道 葛丽塔? - this one that Max... - I don't know, Greta?
就这样了? And that's it?
好吧 还有什么? Well, what else is there?
她是谁? Who is she?
她怎么回事? What's her deal?
她多大年纪? How old is she?
我只是说 I'm just saying,
如果杰森为他一个学生而忽视我 if Jason ghosted me for one of his students,
我他妈会杀了她 I would fucking hunt her down.
“他在她身上看到了什么? "What's he see in her?
她有什么是我没有的?” What does she have that I don't?"
这是件好事 好吗? This is a good thing, okay?
我几个月前就该结束这段关系 I-I should have ended it months ago.
我想麦克斯很有趣 但老实说 Max was fun, I guess, but honestly,
这有点像一种成就 it kind of felt like an effort.
嗯 这应该就是一种成就 Well, it's supposed to be an effort,
这就是你知道它值得的地方 that's how you know it's worth it.
我已经尽力了 I am done with effort.
我不再假装了 I am done pretending.
这里有我所需要的一切 I have everything that I need here.
我有我的书 我的植物 I have my books, my plants,
门上的锁 a lock on the door.
现在我想要的是永远的安静 Now all I want is silence for fucking ever.
这是不允许的吗? Is that not allowed?
很高兴我来过 I'm glad I stopped by.
喂? Hello?
噢 呃 嗨 呃... Oh, uh, hi, um...
我上周租了你的小屋 I-I rented your cabin last week.
好的 Okay.
我... 我想知道我是否可以 呃 And I was... I was wondering if I could, uh,
得到一位客人的联系信息 get the contact info for one of your guests.
呃 为什么? Um, why?
噢 呃... 她 她落下了一些东西 Oh, um... she, uh, she left something behind.
- 一本书 - 呵 - A book. - Huh.
是的 我只是... 想把它还给她 Yeah, I just... I wanted to get it back to her.
呃 我想她的名字叫葛丽塔? Um, Greta, I think her name is?
我真的不能透露客人的个人信息 Well, I can't really give out guests' personal info.
没错 呃 这似乎是她想要回去 Right, um, it just seems like the kinda thing
的那种东西 she would want back.
呃... Um...
你住在城里吗? You're in the city?
对 Yeah.
好吧 我明天开车过来 Well, I'll be driving through there tomorrow,
我可以顺便 I can swing by
- 把书带走 - 噢... - and pick it up. - Oh...
不 那个... 那个 呃... no, that's... that's uh...
没问题 真的 It's no problem, really.
你知道吗? You know what?
我要去上班了 所以... I'm gonna be at work, so...
地址是什么? What's the address?
卡普街173号 Um... 173 Capp.
太好了 到时候见 Great. See you then.
很好 再见 Great. Bye.
妈的 Fuck.
噢 Oh.
我能帮你什么? How can I help you?
呃 我想我们昨晚通过电话? Uh, I think we spoke on the phone last night?
噢 对了 你来这里是为了 Oh, right, you're here for the,
呃... um...
我只是 呃... 确保我... lemme just, um... be sure I...
噢 请原谅 Oh, 'scuse me.
噢 Oh.
呃... 你给它浇水了吗? Uh... did ya water it?
你没说过要浇水的事 You didn't say anything about watering.
呃 是的 我只是想... Uh, yeah, I just assumed...
什么 我很懂某种植物吗? What, that I was some kind of plant whisperer?
得了吧 Come on.
我想你是要某种形式的回报吧? I take it you want some kind of refund?
我愿意接受任何方式来证明这点 I'm open to however you wanna make this right.
好吧 呃... Okay, um...
- 这是其中之一吗? - 这是马鞭草 - Is that one of those... - It's a verbena,
应该是 or it was.
这就是薄叶变种 对吧 That is that thin-leafed variant, right,
珍稀植物? that Lazarus strain?
- 呃... - 什么 那是 - Um... - What, is that, like,
罕见还是什么? rare or something?
你愿意 呃 你愿意十块钱卖吗? Would you, uh, would you take ten bucks for it?
我不确定 I... I'm not sure.
15块 你怎么说? Fifteen. Whaddya say?
20 Twenty.
嘿 嘿 那是我的植物 伙计 Hey, hey, hey, whoa, that's my plant, man.
它是你的植物 It was your plant.
我最多出25块 Twenty-five's as high as I'm gonna go.
- 三十 - 四十 - Thirty. - Forty.
搞什么? What the fuck?
五十 Fifty.
你他妈想用我的植物来诈我 Fuckin' tryin' to swindle me out of my own plant.
哇 Wow.
很高兴和你做生意 It was a pleasure doing business with you.
如果你感兴趣的话 我还有一整架子 I do have a whole shelf of them, if you're interested.
不 我只喜欢死掉的 No, I only like the dead ones.
呃... 那本书? Um... that book?
是的 对 呃... Yeah, right, um...
这里没有书 There is no book.
什么? What?
我... 我撒谎了 我编的 I... I lied, I made it all up.
我不太明白 I'm not sure I understand.
我和我男朋友租了你的小屋 I rented your cabin with my boyfriend,
当我们到达那里时 and when we got there,
还有一个女人在那里 there was this other woman there
叫葛丽塔 named Greta,
那天晚上 他和她... and, uh, that night, he and she, um...
- 噢 - 是的 但我不应该 - Oh. - Yeah, but I should never
给你打电话让你到这里来 have called you and had you come out here.
- 该死 - 不 请不要 - Fuck. - No, no, please,
不是问题 not a problem.
我是一个住在森林里的老人 I'm an old man livin' in the forest.
这是我这一周最激动人心的事 This is the most excitement I'll have all week.
大城市 感情问题 Big city, relationship troubles.
园艺骗局 Horticultural scams.
没错 Exactly.
好吧 至少让我请你喝杯咖啡吧? Well, at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?
所以我... 我跑了出去 So I... we... I run out and there's this
有一小块空地 little clearing,
那家伙就坐在那里 是艾尔 and the guy's sitting there, Al,
他几乎要哭了 and he's practically crying,
他告诉了我 and he told me,
于是我跑回了小屋 so I run back to the cabin.
他们走了 就这样 They're gone and that was it.
嗯 但是... 你想给她打电话? Um, but... so you want to call her?
我甚至不知道这个女人是谁 I mean, I don't even know who this woman is
我只是觉得自己太老套 and I just feel like such a cliche.
不 只是... 我是说 给她打电话 No, it's just... I mean, calling her,
我不太确定... 以我的经验来看 I'm not so sure... doesn't usually end well,
- 通常结局不好 - 对 我知道 - in my experience. - No, I know.
是的 不会 尤其是如果她不愿意 Yeah, no, especially if she's not willing
谈这件事或者你做了什么 to talk about it or what have you.
我的天啊 Holy living shit!
我就知道 I knew it.
我就知道是你 I knew it was you.
- 你好 雷蒙 - 尼古拉斯·巴洛 - Hello, Ramon. - Nicholas Barlow.
我靠 L-O-fucking-L.
你不是去了毡房之类的地方吗? Aren't you off in a yurt or whatever?
在地上的一个小洞里大便 Shitting into a little hole in the ground.
你在城里干什么? What are you doing in the city?
你们是怎么认识的? How do you guys know each other?
这位强壮的枕巾侠教会了我所知的一切 Brawny Towel man here taught me everything I know.
噢 好吧 这有点... Oh, well, that's a little...
你也在做度假租赁吗? Are you in, um, vacation rentals as well?
你是在开玩笑吧? You're fucking kidding, right?
- 尼基·巴洛? - 雷蒙 - Nicky Barlow? - Ramon.
这家伙是个传奇 This guy is a legend.
比他的时代领先几十年 Decades ahead of his time.
我们在一家生物技术初创公司一起工作 We worked together, it was a biotech startup,
- 它是... - 它叫什么? - it was... - What was it called?
噢 没人听说过 Oh, nothing anyone ever heard of.
是的 因为我们被葛兰素史克收购了 Yeah, because we were bought out by GlaxoSmithKline.
史诗级交易 我们都赚了不少钱 It's epic. We made some serious coin on that deal.
每个人都如此 除了保罗·班扬 Everyone but, uh, Paul Bunyan here
他在最后时刻退出了 who backed out last minute.
嗯 当时都是为了坚持自己的理想 Well, it was all about sticking to your ideals back then.
那么来吧 So come on,
这些天你和谁一起工作? who have you been working with these days?
- 你在做什么? - 不 我... - Whatcha been up to? - No, I...
你正在看 you're looking at it.
呵 Huh.
嗯 也许我们应该谈谈 Well, maybe we should talk.
我要进入男性化妆品领域 I'm stepping into the, uh, male cosmetic space
我们真的需要人... and we could really use somebody...
噢 糟糕 Oh, shit.
我已经迟了 I'm already late.
- 什么迟了? - 我的另一件事 - For what? - For my other... thing.
噢 别扯了 你他妈不要走 Oh, don't even. Don't you fucking even.
我非常非常抱歉 我要走 I'm so, so sorry. I am.
我正准备给你一个好位置 I'm about to offer you a first class ride
让你坐上镶钻的曲棍球棒 on a diamond-studded hockey stick
你却又要走了 and you're walking, again.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
你是风投吗? What are you, VC?
- 你看起来像风投 - 噢 我... - You look like VC. - Oh, I...
想知道更多有关AXI工程的情况吗? Can I tell you more about AXI Works?
你知道三分之一的韩国男人 Did you know that one in three Korean men
经常或每天使用眼线笔吗? uses eyeliner often or daily?
而美国和欧洲市场则 Whereas the American and European markets
完全是... are completely...
是的 看起来像墙上的一个小洞 Yeah, it looks like a little hole in the wall
但被完全忽视了 but it's completely hidden.
那个餐厅的名字叫做八路 Called Eight Ways, that's the name of the restaurant,
我们下周要去 and we're going next week.
- 而且全是... - 章鱼 - And it's entirely... - Octopus.
完全正确 Exactly.
整个菜谱都是 The entire menu.
超级新鲜 就像卤煮吃起来很爽 Super fresh, it's like brine to dine.
- 我都等不及了 - 等等 你让科尔拥有 - I can't wait. - Wait, you're letting Cole
自己的声破天帐号吗? have his own Spotify account?
他七岁了 He's seven years old.
但你不担心邪教吗? But you're not worried about the cult?
噢 《泰晤士报》的那篇文章? Oh, that Times article?
等等 什么? 什么文章? Wait, what? What article?
这些 比如 电子朋克 These, like, cyberpunks,
他们找到了一种将编码信息插入 they found a way to insert coded messages
人们播放列表的方法 into people's playlists.
一个孩子自杀了 One kid killed himself.
天哪 为什么? Oh my God, why?
- 这是个骗局 - 是真的 - It's a hoax. - It's real!
安吉拉 在工作中给我播放了一首 Angela, at work, she played one for me
我能感觉到它 and I could, like, feel it.
不止如此 他们其中一个邪教 Yeah, no, they actually got me,
实际上抓住了我 one of those cults.
- 什么? - 是的 就在几年前 - What? - Yeah. Few years back.
- 噢 我的天 - 对 我刚开始时是在线收听 - Oh my God. - Yeah, I started out listening online
然后这家伙说 and then this guy said that he had
他有我“要找的东西” what I was "looking for"
把我引到了这个大仓库 and lured me into this big warehouse.
噢 天哪 真的吗? Oh, Jesus, really?
麦克斯 你在说什么? Max, what are you talking about?
拿走了我所有钱 Took all my money,
给了我一个装满7寸的袋子 gave me a bag full of 7-inches.
七... 是毒品还是什么? Seven... Is that a drug or something?
不 是7英寸唱片 No, 7-inch records.
他买了很多唱片 He bought records.
等等 我以为我们在谈声破天 Wait, I thought we were talking about Spotify.
嘿 伙计 这问题很严重 好吗? Hey man, this was some hardcore shit, okay?
永远改变了我 所以当心 Changed me forever, so look out!
保护好你的孩子 Protect your kids!
麦克斯总是知道最新消息 Max has his finger on the pulse of the underground.
看看他 Just look at him.
这是什么意思? What's that supposed to mean?
得了吧 Come on.
那件衬衫多少钱? How much was that shirt?
150吗? $150?
- 什么? - 加上从东京的运费 - What? - Plus shipping from Tokyo.
谁想到你看起来 Who knew it was so expensive
一点都不在乎这么贵? to look like you don't give a shit?
嘿 你要去哪里? Hey, where you going?
我们没酒了 We're outta wine.
- 你还好吗? - 我很好 - You okay? - I'm fine.
嘿 酒在哪里? Hey, where's the wine?
葡萄酒? 蔓藤植物之类 Wine? Single vine, bio-whatever
贴着有趣 讽刺的标签 in a cute, ironic label.
我要做点什么 好吗? I'm gonna do something about it, okay?
这就是你的行动? This is you in action?
你以为我不知道这有多重要? You think I don't know how important this is?
你有吗? Do you?
买点东西就走 Buy something and let's go.
我们已经迟到了 We're late enough as it is.
这有什么区别? What difference does it make?
反正你什么都不会做 You're not gonna do anything anyway.
我能帮你吗? Can I help you?
- 喂? - 噢 嗨 - Hello? - Oh, hi.
我是前几天来的凯丝 It's Kath from the other day.
噢 嘿 当然 Oh, hey. Of course.
你去做你的... 事了吗? Did ya make it to your... thing?
噢 Ohh.
是的 很抱歉 Yeah, sorry about that.
好吧 当你听到我如何投资 Well, not as sorry as you're gonna be
那50美元时 就没那么后悔了 when you hear how I invested that 50 bucks.
你没有 You didn't.
我们在这里讨论男性化妆品的未来 We're talking the future of male cosmetics here,
要么做大 要么回家 it's go big or go home.
所以 我... 我考虑了你说的 So, I... I thought about what you said.
- 是吗? - 你说得对 - Yeah? - And you're right.
给她打电话没用 Calling her isn't gonna work.
她可能连接电话都不接 She probably wouldn't even pick up.
是的 可能不会 Yeah, probably not.
所以我需要找到她 So... I need to find her.
什么 你想和她面谈? What, you wanna confront her?
我是说 这女人到底是谁? Well, I mean, who is this woman anyway?
她是怎么回事? What is her deal?
她知道自己做了什么吗? Does she even realize what she did?
嗯 是的... Well, yeah...
听着 我明白你说的 So, listen, I get what you said
隐私问题 about privacy,
但我真的需要一个地址 but I really need an address.
呃 我是说 不过... Eh, I mean, but...
你确定要这么做吗? are you sure you wanna do this?
是的 我想是的 是的 绝对确定 Yeah, I think so, yeah, I'm definitely sure.
好 我们开始吧 Okay, let's do it.
等等 你和我? Wait, you and me?
嗯 你说的是盯梢 对吗? Well, you're talking about a stake-out, right?
没有同伴就无法进行盯梢 Can't do a stake-out without a partner.
也许不是 Maybe not.
对我来说这是一个愿望清单 Kind of a bucket list item for me, really.
我们会把它做起来 C'mon, we'll do it up.
太阳镜 开心果 Sunglasses, pistachios,
一辆不显眼的白色面包车 an inconspicuous white van.
你有面包车吗? You have a van?
没有 你呢? Uh, no. You?
我有一辆旅行车 I have a station wagon.
那就行了 That'll do.
我能帮你吗? Can I help you?
你们在为邪教购物吗? You guys shopping for the cult?
你他妈在说什么? What the fuck you talking about?
确实 Exactly.
噢 该死 那是圣诞老人吗? Oh damn, is that Santa Claus?
逝者如斯 R.I.P.
那都是些牛奶和饼干 It's all those milk and cookies,
那些对你有好处 ya know? That'll do it to ya.
如果我在为邪教购物呢? What if I were shopping for the cult?
- 呃... - 你会加入吗? - Uh... - Would you join?
我是说 我很感兴趣 Yeah, I mean, I'm interested,
但是 直说了吧 but, full disclosure,
我刚摆脱了我最后一个邪教 I just broke out of my last cult,
所以我有点想玩一会儿 so I kinda wanna play the field for a while.
你真有趣 You're funny.
我们正准备去街对面喝个痛快 We were just about to get drunk across the street.
想一起去吗? You wanna come with?
什么 现在? What, now?
除非你只喝梅洛酒 Unless you only drink, like, Merlot.
我们痛饮吧 Let's get shitfaced.
我想这就是地址 I think that's the address.
是的 Yup.
嘿 你为什么要戴这么酷的眼镜? Hey, why do you get the cool glasses?
不是吧 No way.
啊 Ahh.
冷咖啡 甜甜圈 Cold coffee, donut.
那你为什么要放弃这笔交易呢? So why did you walk away from that deal anyway?
什么? What?
那个生物技术的东西 That biotech thing.
听起来好像是一大笔钱 Sounded like a fuck-ton of money.
呃 好吧... Eh, well...
我父亲在签字之前去世了 my dad died before the signing.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
不 没事 我知道会这样 No, it's fine, I knew it was coming.
他生病了吗? Was he sick?
突触性甲状腺功能亢进症 Synaptic hypotrophism.
这是遗传因素 It's this genetic thing.
基本上 他的整个神经系统 Basically, his entire nervous system
都自行崩溃了 just collapsed on itself.
噢 上帝 Oh God.
每天晚上 我都坐在医院的病房里 Every night, I'd sit in that hospital room,
无助地看着他痛苦地挣扎 helpless, watching him thrash around in agony.
然后第二天我去办公室 And then the next day I'd, uh, go to the office
那里那些20岁的人 and there were these 20-year-olds
整天跑来跑去玩神经飞镖 running around playing Nerf Darts all day
这让我有点抓狂 and it kinda made me a little insane.
是啊 Yeah.
随后他死了 Then he was dead.
我... 我甚至无法想象那会是怎样... I... I can't even imagine what that must have...
噢 这是一种解脱 Oh, it was liberating.
我知道我不想再这样生活下去 I saw that I didn't want to live like that anymore.
一个又一个里程碑 一笔又一笔交易 Milestone to milestone, deal to deal,
假装这一切将永远持续下去 pretending like it was all gonna last forever.
我及时抽身了 I got out just in time.
听着 Look.
那就是她 That's her.
我们怎么做? What do we do?
肯定是她吗? Is that definitely her?
肯定 Definitely.
她到底要去哪里? Where the hell is she going?
等等 Wait.
你去那边看看 You check out up there
我去这边看看 and I'll look over here
然后我们在这里碰面 and then we'll meet back here.
嗨 Hi.
我能进去... Uh, can I go...
就去一会儿 I... just for a second.
付... 多少钱都行 I'll... I'll pay whatever.
你的... 孩子在里面还是怎么的? Is your... is your kid in there or something?
什么? What?
我说 你的孩子在里面吗? I said, is your kid in there or something?
等等 我听不见 Hold on, I can't hear you.
你还要来还是... Are you still coming or...
噢 天哪 Oh my God.
我必须给你回电话 I have to call you back.
你是凯丝 对吗? You're Kath, right?
从那所房子里来? From the... the house?
是啊 Yeah.
我叫葛丽塔 I'm Greta.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
你在这里干什么? What are you doing here?
我... I'm...
麦克斯在哪? Where's Max?
是 这是我应得的 Yeah, I deserve this.
什么... 什么意思? Wha... What do you mean?
我一直在想你 你知道吗? I've been thinking about you, you know?
你是那么的酷 那么的独立 You were so cool and, like, independent
然后我就... and then I just...
...插手了 ... interfered.
我对此感到内疚 我是 I feel sick about it. I do.
这听起来有点牵强 但这是真的 I know that sounds whatever, but it's true.
然后 我看着麦克斯 But then, I look at Max
他对我微笑 and he smiles at me
我只是... and I just...
我不能让他走 I can't let him go.
我是说 我不需要告诉你 I mean, I don't need to tell you,
你比任何人都了解他 you know him better than anyone.
对 Right.
不 但我还是觉得自己像个... No, but still, I feel like a...
家庭破坏者 a homewrecker.
我知道 这都是些陈词滥调 Such a fucking cliché, I know.
搞什么? What the fuck?!
你走路不长眼吗 混蛋 Watch where you're swinging your dicks, assholes!
妈的 Fuck!
噢 我... Oh, I...
我真的很抱歉 I really am sorry.
真的 Really.
呃... Um...
我的朋友在等我 my friends are waiting.
我只是... I'm just...
呃... Um...
没有她的踪迹 No sign of her.
你呢? You?
这就像 你听一些早期的东西 It's like, you listen to some of the early-early stuff,
“保护你的脖子” 对吧 "Protect Ya Neck," right,
他们是如何做到的? how did they even make that?
嗯 Hm.
30年过去了 And then 30 years go by,
甚至没有什么可以接近 nothing even comes close.
为什么? Why?
因为天才是按时间表行事的 Because genius is on a timetable.
- 我们已经达到了配额 - 那又怎样? - We've hit our quota. - So what?
世界上的天才数量就这么几个吗? There are only like a set number of geniuses in the world?
好好想想 Think about it.
- 想想这个世纪 - 好吧 - Think about this century. - Okay.
我是说 如果你幸运的话 I mean, you only get like one genius,
每隔几十年 one true genius,
你才会得到一个真正的天才 every few decades, if you're lucky.
呵 是这样吗? Huh. Is that right?
是的 我一直在追踪这个 Yeah, I've been tracking it.
你多大年纪? How old are you anyway?
100岁 A hundred.
说真的 For real.
50岁 Fifty.
哇 50岁的你看起来不错 Wow. You look pretty good for 50.
见鬼 我开玩笑而已 Shit, I was fucking joking.
50岁? 真的吗? Fifty? Really?
你看起来像在健身 You look like you work out.
我做过一次瑜伽静修 I did, like, a yoga retreat once.
你是素食主义者吗? Are you vegan?
这是... 这是什么? Is this a... What is this?
只是想了解你 朋友 Just getting to know you, friend.
想知道 不 我是说 我确实... Wondering. Uh, no, I mean, I did...
试过一两次 但让我非常疲惫 I tried it once or twice, but it made me real tired.
- 我需要这个 - 无保护性行为呢? - I need that iron. - What about unprotected sex?
- 什么? - 你有没有无保护性行为? - What? - Have you ever had unprotected sex?
我算什么 这里的医生吗? What am I, at the doctor here?
这是常规问题 They're normal questions.
是啊 Yeah.
这就像是第三次约会的问题 伙计 These are like third date questions, man.
你觉得我们在约会吗? Do you think we're dating?
不 No.
我是说 什么? 不 我是说... I mean, what? No, I mean...
听着 我们只是在和你闹着玩 Look, we're just fucking with you.
噢 Ohh.
听着 你想去看演出吗? Listen, you wanna come to a show?
- 啥时候? - 明天 - When? - Tomorrow.
- 在奥克兰还是... - 实际上往北 - It's in Oakland or... - Up north, actually.
- 在红杉林中 - 别扯谈 - In the redwoods. - No shit.
是的 我们需要空间 因为它太... Yeah, we need the space 'cause it's so...
这就像是非常强烈的环境噪音 It's, like, very intense ambient noisecore.
噢 你是说像上帝的恐惧 Ohh. You mean like Fear of God,
肛交之类的恶心玩意? Anal Cunt, that type of shit?
- 没错 - 噢 天哪 - Exactly. - Oh man.
噢 这听起来肯定很带劲 Oh, it must sound so fucking primordial.
我是说 那些鼓声在林中回响 I mean, drums bouncing off all those trees.
啊 妈的 该死的 Ah! Fuck! God damnit.
嘿 别他妈这么做 Hey, don't fucking do that.
你会被感染的 You're gonna get an infection.
- 不 这不... - 把手给我 - No, it's no... - Give me your hand.
- 明天... - 什么? - Tomorrow... - Yeah?
你要开车去卡扎德罗 You're gonna drive out to Cazadero.
那不是两小时路程吗? Isn't that like two hours away?
你到底有没有兴趣? Are you in for this or not?
我加入 好 I'm in, yeah.
你到曼萨尼塔131号 You come to 131 Manzanita.
那是演出的地方吗? Is that where the show is?
算是吧 它就像一间小屋 Sort of. It's like a cabin.
我们晚上在那里见面 We'll meet there at night
第二天早上出发 and head out the next morning.
到树林里去? Into the woods?
没错 Exactly.
我现在在邪教里吗? I'm in the cult now, huh?
那里面到底发生了什么? What's going on in there anyway?
某种形式的... Some kind of a...
我真的不知道 I really don't know.
你想谈谈吗? Do you wanna talk about it?
并非如此 Not really.
我36岁时 我妻子离开了我 My wife left me when I was 36 years old.
- 该死 - 不 我是说 - Shit. - No, I mean,
我并不怪她 I don't blame her.
我不是你们所说的最好的自我 I wasn't what you'd call my best self.
我们说过吗? Are we ever?
所以她搬到了奥斯汀 So she moved to Austin,
带着我们的小儿子 took our baby son with her,
我不知道该怎么办 um, I didn't know what to do with myself
所以我一直开着车 so I just drive and drive,
漫无目的 no destination.
后来有一天 我到了这个死胡同 Then one day, I hit this dead end,
偏僻的地方 middle of nowhere,
被红杉林围绕 surrounded by redwoods.
我就坐在那里 像块石头 I just sit there, turning to stone.
但当我抬头看向窗外 But then when I look up and look out the window,
在那里 there it is,
就像来自天堂的信号 like a sign from the heavens.
待售的小木屋 Little cabin for sale.
我知道它有点贵了 It's a little heavy-handed, I know,
但我没有条件讨价还价 but I was in no condition to argue,
所以我当时就开了一张支票 so I cut a check right then and there.
当然 我不知道 Of course, I didn't know
还有漏水和老鼠的问题 about the leaks and the rats.
所以它并不完全是我想象的那样 So it's not exactly the fantasy I imagined,
但... but...
它帮我度过了难关 it got me through.
你知道吗? You know?
我们就是这么做的 That's what we do.
我们活了下来 We survive.
所以你的意思是 So what you're saying is,
如果我能挺过这该死的一切 is if I make it through all this fucking bullshit,
然后我在森林里得到自己的小屋? then I get my own cabin in the woods?
正是如此 That's it exactly.
你渴吗? Are you thirsty?
呃 是的 当然 Um, um, yeah, sure.
我是说真的渴吗? I mean like really thirsty?
我猜他们没酒了吧? Guess they were outta wine, huh?
不 听着 我在商店里和... No, listen, I was at the store and...
你走了两个小时 You were gone for two hours.
对 这就是我想告诉你的 Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
你不必找借口 You don't have to make excuses.
我没有 I'm not.
那就像个该死的成年人 就一次 Well, then just actlike a fucking grownup for once.
好吧 很抱歉 Okay, I'm sorry
我不是你该死的成年朋友 that I'm not one of your mature friends.
抱歉 我不只是... 喝着葡萄酒 I'm sorry that I don't just... sip wine
谈论外面可怕的世界 and talk about the scary world out there.
他们根本没有头绪 They have no fucking clue.
- 你有吗? - 是的 - And you do? - Yes!
至少我试过了 Or at least I try.
有时你不得不跳进去并留下来 Sometimes you have to jump in and just live.
有个实际体验 你知道吗? Have an actual experience, ya know?
好吧 很好 我们来体验一下 Okay, fine, let's have an actual experience.
我所有的建议你都要否决 Everything I propose you just shoot down.
- 比如什么? - 比如多巴胺节食 - Like what? - Like the dopamine fast,
轮渡上的枕头大战 the pillow fight on the ferry.
原谅我不想伤害一个成年男子... Forgive me for not wanting to hit a grown man...
看见没? 你总是这样 See? There's always something!
我不想错过生活 你呢? I don't want to miss out on life, do you?
如果你试过这些东西 你可能会喜欢 You might like some of these things if you tried'em.
我不需要在一个废弃的仓库里 I don't need to spend another night
和一群瘾君子一起 in an abandoned warehouse
再待上一个晚上 with a bunch of fucking tweakers.
- 我在浪费时间 - 对 就像去年 - I've done my time. - Yeah, like years ago.
哇 Wow.
你知道吗? 你说得对 很抱歉 You know what? You're right. I'm sorry.
不 不 我知道你只是想... No, no, I know you're just trying to...
不 听着 No, listen.
听着 我们该做一次小旅行 Look, we should take a little trip.
- 就我们俩 - 什么? - Just the two of us. - What?
你不是一直在说 Aren't you always saying
你想摆脱这一切吗 that you wanna get away from all this,
噪音 垃圾 汽车喇叭声? the noise, the trash, the honking cars?
嗯 是的 Well, yeah.
那行动吧 So let's do it.
我们将在北边租一间老式小屋 We'll rent a cabin up north, old school.
嗯 听起来不错 Well, that does sound kinda nice.
对吧? 我们完全该这么做 Right? We should totally do it.
- 明天 - 明天? - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow?
- 是的 - 但我们必须... - Yeah. - But we would have to...
噢 你不是还要找什么吧? Oh, you wouldn't have to find what?
- 拜托 - 只是有点... - Come on! - It just seems a little...
拜托 这就是我们现在需要的 对吗? Come on, this is what we need right now, right?
那我们为什么要等? So, why would we wait?
好吧 行动起来 All right, let's do it.
- 真的吗? - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
- 是吗? - 是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
这就是我要说的 That's what I'm talking about.
我得去找我的帽子 I gotta go find my hat.
你当然会 Of course you do.
我上高中的时候 When I was in high school,
每当我经历一次糟糕的分手或闹剧 anytime I went through a shitty breakup or drama,
我们都会喝这种东西 we would chug one of these things,
基本上 就是一种仪式 the whole thing, it was kind of a ritual.
是啊 有用吗? Yeah, did that work?
我是说 我活下来了 但怎么可能呢? I mean, I survived, but how?
这... 这太神奇了 It is, um... yeah, it's large.
你买了什么? What did you get?
雪碧 Sprite.
就这? That's it?
- 什么? - 一种口味? - What? - One flavor?
弱爆了 That's... weak.
关键是要把它混合起来 The whole point is to mix it up
做出自己的个人混搭 and make your own personal blend.
噢 我有很多东西要学 Oh. I got a lot to learn.
嘿 Hey.
你父亲的状况 Your father's condition,
你说那是遗传的 you said it was genetic.
呃 是的 Uh, yeah.
但... 你没事吧? But... but you're okay?
- 我很抱歉 - 不 不 没事 - I'm... I'm sorry. - No, no, no, it's fine.
很高兴知道我面对的是什么 Glad to know what I'm up against.
我正在进行的治疗... And this treatment I'm working on...
噢 你? Oh, you?
是一种输血疗法 It's a kind of a transfusion therapy.
- 噢 - 看来有希望 - Oh. - Seems promising.
你自己在做这工作? You're working on it yourself?
既然我研究这个项目已经30年了 Well, since I've been studying this stuff for 30 years,
不妨好好利用一下 might as well put it to good use.
天哪 God!
什么? What?
我... I...
我在这里 痴迷于这个女孩 Here I am, obsessing over this girl
坦率地说 who, let's be frank,
她可能帮了我一个大忙 probably did me a huge favor,
同时 你在这里想法挽救自己的生命 meanwhile, you're out here trying to save your own life.
什么 你在开玩笑吗? What, are you kidding me?
我曾直面死亡 I've stared death in the face
也曾被抛弃 and I've been dumped.
请赐予我死亡 谢谢你 Give me death, please and thank you.
我们不能交换 We can't swap.
对 不可能 要靠自己 No, not a chance, you're on your own.
噢 Ohh.
- 他在哪里? - 别担心 - Where is he? - Stop worrying.
别担心? 如果他退出了呢? Stop worrying? What if he bails?
伙计 Dude!
我... 你可能用那些 I... you probably scared him off
该死的私人问题把他吓跑了 with all those fucking personal questions.
他会来的 He'll be here.
你看到他是什么样的 You saw what he was like.
我看到他是怎么看你的 I saw how he was looking at you.
还有你是怎么看他的 And how you were looking at him.
我能说什么? What can I say?
我对妄想症白痴有兴趣 I have a thing for delusional idiots.
- 即使他真的来了... - 他来了 - Even if he does come... - He's coming.
即使他这么做了 我们真的要... Even if he does, are we seriously gonna...
别说了 你知道我们要做什么 Stop it! You know what we need to do.
- 如果你没有准备好... - 我不是说 - If you aren't prepared... - I'm not saying
- 我还没准备好 - 那就别再孩子气了 - I'm not prepared. - So then quit being such a baby!
- 一切都会好起来 - 你怎么这么肯定? - Everything's gonna go fine. - How are you so sure?
因为人是可预测的 Because people are predictable.
这是他们最可悲的地方 It's the saddest thing about them.
当他们想要什么时 When they want something,
他们就会不顾一切 they'll do whatever it takes.
- 是他吗? - 当然 是他 - Is that him? - Of course it's him.
- 去和他谈谈 - 什么? - Go talk to him. - What?
友好点 Be nice.
他怎么坐在副驾上? Why is he on the passenger side?
等等 谁他妈在开车? Wait, who the fuck is driving?
我知道这是个错误 I knew this was a mistake.
我要取消它 I'm calling it off.
不 艾尔 No, Al!
- 哟 - 那是谁? - Yo. - Who the fuck is that?
是我的女朋友 It's my girlfriend.
但她不知道这个节目 But she doesn't know about the show
因为我希望它像一个惊喜 'cause I wanted it to be like a surprise.
这不是我们说好的 This isn't what we agreed to.
嘘 跟着我 Shh, follow my lead.
是的 嗯 我们租了这个地方 Yeah, um, we rented this place.
- 所以我只是想知道... - 你什么? - So I was just wondering... - You what?
这屋子是我们的 我们订的 The place is ours, we booked it.
我们所有东西都在里面 All our stuff is inside.
想要一些吗? Want one for the road?
她讨厌晚上开车 She hates to drive at night.
- 她的眼睛 - 噢 天啊 - Her eyes. - Oh my God.
- 怎么了? - 我去车里 - What? - I'll be in the car.
嘿 Hey!
- 你们可以留下 - 什么? - You can stay. - What?
真的吗? Seriously?
那... 太好了 That's... that's great.
你他妈在干什么? What the fuck are you doing?
嘘 Shh.
她不见了 She's gone.
它正在消失 It's wearing off.
是吗? Well?
多给他一点 鸡鸡 Give him more, dick.
我们先把他弄进去 Let's get him inside first.
喂? Hello?
噢 天啊 Ooh, Jesus.
噢 不 很抱歉 我没... Oh, no, I'm sorry, I wasn't...
- 我... - 呃... - I... - Um...
- 我没想到你会来 - 当然不是 - I wasn't expecting you. - Of course not.
我试着打电话 但... I tried calling, but...
是的 这里有信号 是的 Yeah, the reception up here is, yeah.
是啊 呃... Yeah. Um...
天哪 God.
回到厨房后 Back in my kitchen,
这似乎是一个好计划 this seemed like a really good plan.
不 No.
不 这... No, it's, uh...
我是说 很高兴见到你 I mean, I'm glad to see you.
噢 这是给你的 Aw, um, this is for you.
噢 Oh.
- 是的 谢谢 - 是... 一棵鳄梨树 - Yeah, thank you. - It's... it's an avocado tree.
噢 好的 当然 Oh, okay, of course.
它至少能活15年 Or it will be in 15 years.
我会整理我的日程表 I'll clear my schedule.
我只是... 想说声谢谢 I... I just... I wanted to say thank you
并道歉 and to apologize.
关于什么? About what?
你知道 监视 我的整个搜索 You know, the stakeout, my whole search.
我是说 这不是我 I mean, it's just not me,
当然也不是我想成为的人 certainly not who I wanna be,
我也不应该把你牵扯进来 and I should never have dragged you into it.
嘿 我让自己参与其中 Hey. I dra gged myself.
只是这个世界太吵了 Just the world is so fucking loud.
我几乎听不见自己的声音 知道吗? I can hardly hear myself anymore, you know?
你觉得我在这里做什么? What do you think I'm doin' up here?
好吧 我真的受够了 Well, I am done with that, truly.
呃 你想进来吗? Um, did you want to come in?
噢 当然 Oh, sure.
好吧 All right.
谢谢 Thank you.
呃 这里有点乱 Uh, it's a bit of a mess in here.
- 我整理一下 - 你开玩笑吗? - Let me get this. - Are you kidding?
我很想拥有这样一个地方 I would kill for a place like this.
我给你沏点茶 I can get you some tea.
水开了 我喝红茶 我想你也是 Water's on, I got black. And I guess, well, black.
噢 我来拿 Oh, I'll take that.
任何温暖的东西 Anything warm.
好吧 Okay.
这... 这和你的治疗有关系吗? Is that... does that have to do with your treatment?
是 是的 Yeah, yeah.
有帮助吗? And it's helping?
哦 边做边学 Well, learning as I go.
并不一帆风顺 Don't always get it right.
你不担心吗? You're not worried?
嗯 关于什么? Huh, about what?
我不知道 在自己身上做实验? I don't know, experimenting on yourself?
我真的要崩溃了 I'd be a complete wreck.
我已经崩溃了 Oh, I've been a wreck.
多年来我一直觉得 I've spent years feeling like
我的额头上印着过期日期 I had an expiration date stamped on my forehead.
那么 有何变化? Well, what changed?
嗯... Well...
我父亲去世时 When my dad died,
我不得不卖掉他的房子 整理他的东西 I had to sell his house and sort through his things.
整个生活都变成得零零碎碎 A whole life reduced to a few random odds and ends.
我不知道该留下什么 该扔掉什么 I didn't know what to keep and to toss.
最终我不得不离开那里 Eventually I just had to get out of there
去喝一杯什么的 and just get a drink or something.
那是二月 明尼苏达州真他妈冷 It's February, it's fucking cold, Minnesota.
所以我抓起我老爸的外套 打开了门 So I grabbed my old man's coat and I opened the door
我被一股北冰洋的气流击中了 and I'm hit by a blast of Arctic air.
我把手塞进他的口袋 And I shoved my hand in his pockets
我想到了这个 and I come up with this.
他们给了他八个月的寿命 They gave him eight months to live.
所以 他每天都会打一个叉 So, he'd put an X through each day.
一个接一个 One by one.
直到 对 这里 Until, yeah, here.
停止了 They stop.
10月21日 October 21st.
离承诺的时间还差九天 Nine days short of what he was promised.
天啊 Jesus.
我知道 我的身体即将反抗我 My body was about to turn on me, I knew that.
但我还是有头脑 But I still had my brain.
我不用无助的坐在那里 I didn't have to sit there helpless
只是把日子标记下来 just marking off the days.
因此 我想可以利用我得到的东西 So, I figured I'd use what I got,
去试试运气 try and tip the scales a little.
当然 是在纯粹的死亡恐惧之间 In between bouts of sheer mortal terror, of course.
为纯粹的死亡恐惧干杯 Here's to sheer mortal terror.
嗯 Hm.
你冷吗? Are you cold?
- 嗯 - 是有点冷 - Mm. - It's a little cold.
也许我该生火 Maybe I'll start a fire.
抱歉 我没多少客人 Sorry, I don't have a lot of guests.
嗯 公平的说 这更像是一次家庭入侵 Well, to be fair, this was more like a home invasion.
是啊 Yeah.
我去拿些柴火 Let me get some firewood.
谢谢 Thank you.
如果她回来了呢? What if she comes back?
她不会回来了 She's not coming back.
如果她去报警什么的呢? What if she goes to the cops or something?
伙计 相信我 Dude, believe me.
她现在正回她那该死的小房子里 She's back in her bougie fucking loft right now,
哭得像个婴儿 bawling in the fetal position,
对着一盒糖粉甜甜圈暴吃 going bulimic on a box of powdered doughnuts.
还记得她是如何在10点半睡觉的吗? Remember how she went to bed at, like, 10:30?
是的 没错 Yeah, exactly.
还有他们在星巴克的约会 And their hot date at Starbucks.
确实是 Seriously.
她没什么好担心的 She's nothing to worry about.
还有... 好好想想 And... and think about it.
这对我们意味着什么 What this means for us.
你和我 You and me.
对吧? Right?
哦 有什么急事? Well, what's so urgent?
爸爸 嘿 Dad, hey.
我们已经等了很久了 We've been waiting like a million years.
- 你好 葛丽塔 - 你感觉怎么样? - Hello, Greta. - How are you feeling?
- 很好 - 没有任何症状吗? - Fine. - No symptoms or anything?
这不重要 It doesn't matter.
这不重要是什么意思? What do you mean it doesn't matter?
好吧 我不想你为我担心 Well, I don't want you worryin' about me.
妈妈把我赶出来后 How long ago did I move in with you
我搬到你那里多久了? after Mom threw me out?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 一年? - 一年 - A year? - A year.
23年中的一年 One year out of 23.
这就是我们在一起的全部时间 That's all the time we've had together.
我无法改变过去 I can't change the past.
我知道 I know.
我只是... I just...
这还不够 That's not enough.
我刚到这里 I just got here.
我不能... 我不能让你... I can't... I can't let you...
我在努力 好吗? I'm trying, okay?
我正在尽我所能 I'm doing everything I can.
但你想明白了 对吗? But you figured it out, right?
治疗有效 The treatment works.
理论上说 是的 Well, in theory, yes.
你知道这不现实 我需要... You know it's not realistic. I'd need...
你知道这是不可能的 You know it isn't possible.
- 如果可能呢? - 什么? - What if it was? - What?
如果你有你需要的东西呢? What if you had what you need?
我的天哪 Jesus Christ.
我说过 这是我们的出路 I told you, this is our way out.
- 你到底做了什么? - 用于治疗 - What the hell did you do? - For the treatment.
你们谈这个已经有六个月了 You've been talking about this for like six months.
所以你只是从街上随便抓了一个人? So you just snatched a random person off the street?
你知道这样是不行的 You know it doesn't work that way.
- 这不是随便 - 我们不是该死的白痴 - It wasn't random. - We're not fucking idiots.
我们确定他会和你配对 We made sure he'd pair with you.
他拥有所有的特性 He's got all the attributes.
他是干净的 He's clean.
这太疯狂了 This is insane.
你们疯了 You're insane.
我们想在这里救你的命 We're trying to save your life here.
还有他的 And his.
你以为我比你更想失去他? You think I want to lose him any more than you do?
爸爸 求你了 我只是想帮忙 Dad, please, I just want to help.
我没有要求这个 I didn't ask for this.
好吧 Okay.
那么 我们该把他扔到河里还是... So, should we dump him in the river or...
- 嗯 我并不是说... - 不 - Well, I'm not saying... - No.
该做的事已经做了 What's done is done.
你儿子给了你一份礼物 Your son has given you a gift.
你会接受吗? Will you accept it?
这会有用的 爸爸 It's gonna work, Dad.
我知道 I know it.
笑一个 Say cheese.
嘿 Hey.
- 她说了什么? 她知道吗? - 搞什么? - What'd she say? Does she know? - What the fuck?
我不得不光着脚跑了出来 I had to run out here fucking barefoot.
一切正常 都在控制之中 Everything's fine. It's under control.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
是的 她什么都不知道 Yeah, she doesn't know anything.
那她在这里干什么? Well, then what the fuck is she doing here?
她 呃... 我不知道 She's, um... I don't know.
呃 拜访 Uh, visiting.
拜访? Visiting?
噢 天哪 Oh my God.
她对你有好感吗? Does she have a fucking crush on you?
不 No.
你必须要去她的小花店看看 You just had to visit her little flower shop.
嗯 她打电话来说了那个故事 Well, she called with that story.
我必须弄清楚她知道什么 I had to find out what she knew.
还有那个可笑的地下室戏码 And that ridiculous basement skit.
她不会停下的 She wasn't gonna stop.
而且... 她正在受苦 And... she was suffering.
我觉得有责任 I felt responsible.
我不是那种会随便... I'm not the kind of person who would just...
什么? What?
你是什么样的人? What kind of person are you?
够了 Enough.
她喝完茶 我就送她回家 She'll finish her tea and I'll send her on her way.
等等 她还在这里? Wait. She's still here?
你把她一个人留在那里? And you left her there alone?
噢 Oh.
去它的 Fuck this.
怎么... What...
葛丽塔 Greta.
妈的 Fuck.
噢 天哪 Oh my God.
麦克斯? Max?
麦克斯 Max.
你在这里做什么? 怎么了? What are you doing here? What's going on?
我们得走了 We gotta get goin'.
不 麦克斯 No, Max.
我... 我会帮你的 I'm... I'm gonna help you.
不 No.
避开人群 Beat the crowd.
人群? 什么? Crowd? What?
快离开这里 Get right up against the stage.
麦克斯 麦克斯 Max. Max.
麦克斯? Max?
噢... Oh...
麦克斯 Max.
噢 天哪 Oh my God.
求你了 不要 Please, no.
那会杀了他 That will kill him.
这是什么? What is this?
凯丝 这都不是我的选择 Kath, none of this was my choice.
- 不是你的选择? - 爸爸 - Not your choice? - Dad?
让我来处理 Let me handle this.
我们要谈谈 We're gonna have a conversation.
这究竟是怎么回事? What the fuck is going on?
我告诉过你我的情况 对吗? I told you about my condition, right?
- 还有输血 - 是的 但是... - And the transfusions. - Yeah, but...
好吧 你的朋友 Well, your friend here
是这些输血的来源 is the source of those transfusions.
那个装置分离出我需要的蛋白质... That device isolates the proteins that I need...
噢 我的天哪 Oh my fucking God.
噢 嘿 嘿 Oh, hey, hey.
这家伙真他妈能写 This dude can fucking write.
- 解开他 - 凯丝 - Unhook him. - Kath.
不 马上把它关掉 No, shut this down now!
不幸的是 这不是一个选项 Well, that's not an option, unfortunately.
你的朋友和我共用一个血源 Your friend and I share a single blood supply.
共用? 好吧 Share? Okay.
对 这是一种异种共生模式 Yeah, it's a form of parabiosis.
他需要我 我需要他 He needs me, I need him.
但一旦这个过程开始... But once the process has been initiated...
然后呢? 他... 就永远都是这样了? Then what? He... he's just like this forever?
是的 这并不理想 但我... Yeah, it's not ideal, but I...
我以为他离开了我 I thought he left me.
你他妈编造了所有谎言 You fucking fed me all that wisdom.
而他一直都在这里? And... and he was here the whole time?
嗯 我不想这样 Well, I didn't want it like this.
- 他们只是... - 你当然希望如此 - They just... - Of course you wanted this.
你只是不喜欢看它 You just don't like to look at it.
这就是为什么你躺在乐自家具里 That's why you've been lounging in that La-Z-Boy
而这头奶牛待在谷仓里的原因 while the cow stays out here in the barn.
- 奶牛? - 对 我们是这么叫他的 - Cow? - Yeah, that's what we call him.
血牛小麦克西 Little Maxie the blood cow.
- 别说了 - 哞 - Stop it. - Moo!
别说了 Stop it.
你必须理解 You have to understand.
我看着父亲放弃了 I watched my father give up.
我... 我看到它从里到外侵蚀了他 I... I saw it eat him from the inside out.
我不得不另寻出路 I had to find another way.
为了我 为了我儿子 For me, for my son.
怎么了? What?
没啥 抱歉 No, sorry.
多感人的故事 It's a touching story,
我都听过无数遍了 I've only heard it like a bajillion times.
很抱歉我的死让你感到无聊 I'm sorry my death bores you.
我是说 我们都快死了 但是... I mean, we're all dying, but...
那是什么? What's that?
尼古拉斯·列维·巴洛 57岁 Nicholas Levi Barlow, 57.
嘿 是你 Hey, that's you.
突触性甲状腺功能亢进测试 Test for synaptic hypertrophism,
等等 等等 blah, blah, blah.
啊 这儿 Ah, here.
结果 阴性 Results: Negativo.
爸爸? Dad?
是真的吗? Is this true?
有什么区别? What's the difference?
如果不是甲状腺功能亢进 If it wasn't the hypertrophism,
那肯是别的什么 it'd be something.
这种治疗正在解决真正的问题 This treatment is attacking the real problem.
什么真正的问题? What real problem?
各种细胞的衰变 Cellular decay of all kinds.
这... 这很复杂 It's... it's complicated.
没那么复杂 It's not that complicated.
你爸爸在这里不是想治什么病 Your daddy here isn't trying to cure some disease.
他只是不想变老 He just doesn't want to get old.
我是说 比他现在更老 I mean, older than he already is.
这里的派对男孩是青春之泉 Party boy here is a fuckin' fountain of youth.
但你告诉我 我们的血... But you told me our blood...
我以为我病了 I thought I was sick.
嗯 你自己说过 Well, you said it yourself.
我们需要时间 We need time.
多亏了你 我才拥有了它 And now, thanks to you, I have it.
我们可以弥补所有失去的岁月 We can make up for all those lost years,
所有失去的时间 我们都能找回 all that lost time, we get it back.
你为什么不告诉我真相? Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
我不觉得你会帮忙 I didn't think you'd help.
你甚至没有给我机会 You never even gave me the chance.
- 儿子 我... - 停 - Son, I... - Stop.
你知道这一切 And you knew all this.
我知道这需要发生 I knew it needed to happen.
在我拥有自己的奶牛前 And I didn't want you getting pussy feet
我不想你变成懦夫 before I could tap my own cow.
- 什么? - 嘿 - What? - Hey.
大家都不希望我最后像她那样 对吗? Neither of us want me to end up like her, right?
所以 人人都是赢家 So, everyone wins.
嗯 也许不是每个人 Well, maybe not everyone.
- 葛丽塔... - 我们该怎么做? - Greta... - What are we gonna do?
放她走吗? Let her go?
她什么都看见了 She's seen everything.
- 也许可以谈谈... - 不 - Well, maybe I can talk... - No.
我们已经受够了你的谈话 We're done with your conversations.
我想要它 I want it.
什么? What?
治疗 The treatment.
我想要它 I want it.
不 只是... 你还年轻 No, it's just... you're still young.
- 这是为... - 我还年轻? - It's for... - I'm young?
我的意思是... Well, what I mean is...
我的时间和你的一样正在流逝 Hey, my time is running out just like yours.
纯粹的死亡恐惧? Sheer mortal terror?
这不就是你刚对我说的吗 Isn't that what you just said to me.
好吧 妈的 是我说的 Well, fuck, that's me.
每一天的每一分钟都如此 Every minute of every fuckin' day.
巴洛 我们能... Barlow, can we...
麦克斯呢? And Max?
我告诉人们他很有趣 I tell people he was fun,
他是不可预知的 that he was unpredictable,
实际上这只是... when really it was just...
我看到他热切的脸 I'd see his eager face and for a minute
我可以忘记时间在流逝 I could forget that time was passing.
任何能让我从那些 Anything to distract myself
刚消失的岁月中分心的事 from the years just fucking disappearing.
我也利用了他 I used him too.
和你们一样 Same as you.
显然只有你们的方法有效 对吗? Only your way, apparently, works, right?
嗯... Um...
嗯 是的 Well... yeah.
那么 把它给我 Well, then, give it to me.
看在老天份上 For fuck's sake.
它不是那样工作的 Well, it doesn't work that way.
我告诉过你 我们是配对的 Remember, I told you, we're paired.
- 我们... - 噢 不 不 - We... - Oh, no, no, no.
我不要他的血 I don't want his blood.
我想要她的 I want hers.
你认真的吗? You're serious?
嘿... Hey...
我理解你怎么会来到这里 I understand how you ended up here.
我也感觉到它了 I feel it too.
巴洛 我们在等什么? Barlow, what the fuck are we waiting for?
我像你爸爸一样在日历上标出这些日子 I... mark the days off on a calendar like your dad.
我... I...
你必须做出选择 You gotta make a decision.
我还是她 Me or her.
真见鬼 我必须做每件事吗? Fucking hell, do I have to do everything?
她干净吗? Is she clean?
好吧 All right.
噢 我们是否给了你爸爸 Uh-oh, did we give your daddy
太多甜蜜的年轻血液? too much of that sweet young blood?
- 艾尔 - 因为他现在 - Al. - 'Cause he's being
是个真正的蠢货 a real jackass right now.
艾尔 我需要你的帮助 Al, I'm gonna need your help.
你开玩笑吗? 开什么玩笑? Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
我骗了你 I lied to you.
我知道 我错了 I know, I was wrong.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
但我们可以度过难关 But we can get through this.
- 一起 - 得了吧 - Together. - Oh, come on.
你真的指望这个懦夫会做些什么吗? Do you seriously expect Mr. Emo Needle Dick here to get... the fuck?
是啊 是 Yeah, yeah.
抬起来 艾尔 Lift, Al.
好的 I am.
好了 把她放下 Okay, put her down.
快点 嗯? Quick, huh?
我们开始 Here we go.
抱歉 这部分不太好看 不过... Sorry, this part isn't pretty, but...
会很快... 凯丝 你在做什么? ...soon... um, Kath, what are you doing?
退后 Stay back.
- 我他妈... - 不 艾尔 - I will fucking... - No, Al.
你介意吗? Do you... mind?
拜托 Please.
我们能不能谈谈这个问题? Can we just, uh, talk about this a little?
我是说 我知道 我们刚认识 I mean, we only just met, I know,
但你... 我是说 你大老远跑来这里 but you've... I mean, you came all the way out here.
呃... 我想知道你是否有类似我的感觉 Uh... and I wonder if you're feeling something like how I feel.
这是真的吗? Is that true?
我们应该给自己一点时间 W... we should give ourselves time.
实时解决这个问题 Real time to figure this out.
一起 Together.
求你了 Please.
这也许是你最后的机会 This might be your last chance.
最后的机会是什么? Last chance for what?
哦 你已经不再年轻了 Well, you're not getting any younger.
去你的 Fuck you.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
噢 警察来了 Oh, the cops are here.
别担心 Don't worry.
我们在余兴派对上见 I'll see you at the after-party.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no!
天哪 艾尔给我的酒 God, Al give me the port.
就给我吧 Just give me.
凯丝 Kath.
我只是害怕 I was just scared.
我们都很害怕 We're all scared.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
艾尔 Al!